Dog for Sale!!!

Some of you may know the trouble we have been having with our dog Samson since we had the baby. If you don't know here are the cliff notes...running away several times a day, onset of epilepsy, eating Brielle's pajama's and diapers, throwing up, diarrhea...eww, I could go on. We stayed at my parent's this weekend and today I had been out running errands when I came home he had eaten a bag and its contents....my electric tooth brush, Brielle's medicine, a bottle, and all my breast pump accessories. I have had it, if we don't get rid of this dog soon I may kill him...